
I don't do pretty. I cook. And I cook tasty things - the kind of things that make you remember how friends and family gathered in your mother's kitchen because it was the place people most wanted to be.
I never could get enthused over putting those pretty embellishments on the food. Now mind you, I do enjoy looking at what other people might do just as we all enjoy art. But I am a backstage cook, and I don't want to call attention to me in my food. It is food that has to stand on its own (or not).
The other night I wanted to have muffins for breakfast the next morning, so I went to the kitchen and whipped some up out of the stuff in my head, not from the book, etc. I am sure there is a recipe like this in the book, but I didn't need to access it. So here is what I put together. As you can see, these aren't any puffy or light looking at all. In fact, they probably look like moose lumps. But here's the thing. When I eat a muffin, I don't want something that is going to melt in my mouth. I want it to make it all the way to my stomach, where the hunger is. I want the muffin to fulfill all my breakfast needs; replacing my normal bowl of cereal and piece of fresh fruit. The muffin has to be something that would satisfy even a manly man, though there aren't any manly men around this house, unless you count Spunky and he is a miniature schnauzer. Still, if a manly man ever DOES come by, I want him to feel he had something that filled him and made him feel good. I don't want to feel like a lump after I eat a muffin, and I also don't want to feel hungry after I finish it. I want to enjoy a sort of complexity that makes me think about what I am eating; not a complexity that makes me wonder WHAT I am eating. I want to have to chew it and feel like the chewing isn't wasted. I know I got those teeth for something.
Now that you have a genuine idea of how I just come up with things to satisfy my soul AND my stomach, here is my recipe for this. I am not going to use a lot of extra words to tell you how to make them. Muffins are EASY to make, and anyone who gives you too many words isn't making muffins, but something attempting to be a muffin.
1 lg. can pumpkin (never use the small one when you can use the large size).
1 c. all-purpose flour
1 c. quick cooking oatmeal (not precooked)
1/4 c. flaxseed flour
1/4 c. cornmeal
2 eggs
1/3 c. vegetable oil (if you feel like substituting something else, knock yourself out)
3/4 c. brown sugar (I never cook with white sugar for pumpkin recipes, just because . . .)
1/2 c. raisins (I don't tell you to use organic or white raisins, etc., but if you are so inclined, you have my blessings)
1/2 c. walnuts or pecans
1 tsp. vanilla
1 tsp. cinnamon
1/2 tsp. ea. ginger, nutmeg, allspice and cloves (I am not going to specify ground spices; I hope you have sense to figure that out on your own; otherwise, don't try cooking alone)
1-1/2 tsp. baking powder
OK, here it is. Are you ready? 1/4 tsp. salt (Let's do it and just say we did it for good luck)
Preheat your oven to 350degrees. This is Farenheit. I don't do Celsius. I also live by the ocean, not in the mountains, so you might have to figure out some of this stuff yourself if you need Celsius or live in the mountains as to where to set the temperature.
Mix your dry ingredients (yes, that includes the sugar and the spices). And if you choose not to use a bowl and mix it on the countertop, the top of the table or the floor, again, go for it. Not everyone can cook that way. I AM assuming you are all intelligent to figure out such things if you are intelligent enough to turn on your computer and get to this blog site.
Now add in the pumpkin, oil and eggs, and you WILL want them blended so there aren't any lumps. Add in your nuts and raisins and fill your muffin tin 3/4 full. Now if you have an old-fashioned muffin tin, you need to oil the cups of the tin. Otherwise, if you are using a new surface pan, just cook in it. I'd better load the photo and get to bed. I think we are having a small earthquake. Oh, bake your muffins until a knife inserted in the center comes out clean. If you would rather, use a toothpick. Was that so hard? Enjoy!